Pensive Questions
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
What's the speed of dark?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds fee' on money they already know you don't have?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What year did Jesus think it was?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Is there another word for synonym?
If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said: Quit while you're ahead?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
How can someone draw a blank?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
What happened to the first 6 'ups'?
Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
Who's cruel idea was is to put the 's' in lisp?
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...
Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?
Why did Mr. & Mrs. Howell pack so much clothing for a three hour tour?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
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8 comments:
thats alot of quesions you are asking
my answer to all is : yes
asay i love you ur so adorable
o yah todays note was juicy
or at least i think so i found out
some interesting stuff about u
Mr. rogers wouldn't want you to be his neighbor. He hates swimmers. You have a meet today don't you? GOOD LUCK!
Oh, and whitney (Your name is not "boobies" that is gross, and I'm never calling you that again.) if you write notes to cameron.....
I just... don't know how I feel about that.
Or think about it.
I just don't know how I say about that.
Those are awesome; I needed a good laugh.
I heard one on my radio station that you could probably add:
If we are what we eat, wouldn't that make us all cheap, fast, and easy?
I don't want to know what that game is...
Whatever, man. Those questions were all dumb. The only thing that gave my brain a work out was having to read all of those.
There was one funny one. Don't remember what it was though.
Oh yah!
"What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?" bahhha! that was funny.
Yeah. Shmoo is correct.
They were all pretty dumb..... except sousa's. THATS funny.
fine w/ me if u don't want to call me boobies that's totally cool and the notes are technically from one of his x-girlfriends soo..... and sousa ur quote was hott
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